Funny things Ade says

1. As she put a sticker of a little kid's face on her chart for going to school w/ no crying, I suggested she put the kid standing on the steps of the schoolhouse image. Ade responded, "But she has no feet. I can put her head on the steps."
2. After Ade said her bum hurt I asked if she wanted me to put cream on it. She said yes but seemed puzzled when I got the diaper cream out. Then she said, "No, Mommy. Cream is for coffee, not for my bum!"